This is Jack's severe warning to you.

If one day you wake up looking like this, where you can't find that bikini top under all this blubber, don't say no one warned you.

If you wake up one day seeing it hard to pull up your jeans, it's all your fault. It's all your fault for not being able to put down that fork. It's all your fault for thinking, "One more bite won't hurt." And soon, you'll find that bite turning into a few bites, then into eating the whole thing, next thing you know, you'll get seconds, even thirds. And if you thought you were fat, fuck, now YOU ARE HUGE.

YOU ARE A WHALE.

FAILURE IS MEANT FOR PIGS.

Now I know you are not a pig. You try so hard for Perfection, so don't ruin it now with a tiny piece of cake.

Or... You can just shove it all in your mouth like the fat pig you are. Like the rest of America. DO NOT GIVE IN.

But of course, like I said, if you wind up looking like this, it's not my fault. I WARNED YOU.

It'll be ALL. YOUR. FAULT.

xxx

Stay strong,

Yours Truly :)